I found this very amusing!
If only there was a secret wizarding world who could solve all our problems...
Or maybe there is... (cue Harry Potter theme music!)
“Hello, Green” said Pemberton. “Bit late for you to stop by. Another war? One of those Pokemon demons to show me again? If you brought more episodes of Westworld, I can make time.” Green shook his head. “No, sir. It’s about the Muggles’ new American President.” Pemberton’s brow furrowed. “Clinton? What’s she up to? Has she moved all her stuff into the White House yet? Let’s send an elf to speed things up. The usual courtesy.” Green laughed nervously. “Sir, I know you’ve got a lot of other matters on your plate, so you probably didn’t see the owl… Donald Trump won the election.”